Yoshi was always the best.
I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background
my ipod fell under the couch and i got down on the ground to look for it and
SOMEBODY’S TRYING TO HIDE OREOS AND TWIX FROM ME
UPDATE UH I FOUND SOME BRASS KNUCKLES TOO?????
SOMEBODY IS NOT FUCKIN AROUND ABOUT THESE OREOS
WE CAN’T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE, SHANG
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, SHANG.
I’M SO DONE RIGHT NOW SHANG.
I like the star^
The star is the best part^
IT’S OKAY YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME
[1/10] male characters » Troy Barnes
“I love butt stuff, I hate spiders. I stole a pen from the bank, I cried during About a Boy… the soundtrack. I don’t wash my hands before surgery, I can see why women find Clive Owen attractive to the point where I might just as well be attracted to him. I use comparisons to Hitler to win arguments on the internet at the drop of a hat. I know nothing about wine, I’m more turned on by women in pyjamas than in lingerie; I just wanna know they feel comfortable, I didn’t get Inception. I didn’t get Inception… there’s so many layers!”